Oliveria Birdinho
At only six months old, footballing sensation Oliveria Birdinho has already turned out scintillating performances for three major football clubs. Oliveria, making his league debut for Gillingham (pictured below) at only four months old would have said, (if he could) "playing for Gillingham is something special, I am a third generation Gillingham fan and both my father and grandfather burst into tears when I walked out at Priestfield for the first time". After several barnstorming performances in Gillingham colours, it wasn't long before Oliveria was catching the eye of bigger clubs. Oliveria said, (if he could) "Swapping the Gills for Barcelona was a wrench, it tore my heart in two. My uncle Reaso is still not talking to me, but my agents, Buckby and Williamson engineered the move and the opportunity was too good to turn down". Oliveria found the going tough in the Catalan sunshine and explained to us (if he could) why the move went sour "My mum is really w...